Naushaati Lal and Munnat Lal never met each other in their whole life. In fact the two lives spanned mutually exclusive territories on the calendar.
Naushati Lal, as they would say, was the second most strong man in the village. It was said that he had killed an elephant with his bare hands. Naushati Lal was also the second most fast man in the village. He was once chased by a locomotive but he easily outran the machine. When Naushati Lal died, he was happy. Naushati Lal, as they would say, was the most unintelligent person in the village.
Munnat lal despised the English so much that he did not take his sick wife, who was in labor, to the only clinic in the vicinity. The clinic was run by an English lady. Munnat Lal, rather, decided to take his wife on a drive in a bullock-cart on a dreadfully rough road to help her in the final stages of the labor. Munnat Lal, as they would say, was the strongest man in the village. He was also the fastest man in the village. Munnat Lal, who was the father of Naushati Lal, was also the most intelligent man in the village.
When Munnat Lal died, he was happy too.
End of introduction.
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matlab Munnat Lal died when his wife was giving birth to Naushati Lal and since Naushati was the second in everything there must have been a first..... moreover since Naushati was the most unintelligent person in the village while Munnat was the most intelligent, the average IQ of the rest of the villagers increased drastically over the years since Naushati was born or Munnat's wife was appallingly dumb. In any case blame the English!
Naushati Lal sounds amazing. Although I think Chuck Norris is slightly stronger
hehe..chuck norris =))
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